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to fantasise about a threesome with...

36 replies

coccyx · 01/06/2011 15:56

Nadal and Soderling or am i just a dirty mare?

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chinam · 01/06/2011 15:57

yes, yes you are. Grin Enjoy the fantasy.

ShowOfHands · 01/06/2011 15:57

YANBU Fantasise about what you like. I've no idea who they are though.

I fantasise about a young man with bulging muscles coming round and doing the housework on a twice weekly basis.

coccyx · 01/06/2011 15:59

They are fit and and at the moment sweaty tennis players.

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ShowOfHands · 01/06/2011 16:05

Do they know how to use a hoover?

MixedClassBaby · 01/06/2011 16:07

Is sharing this with us part of the fantasy?

coccyx · 01/06/2011 16:10

I would happily show them how to hoover and how to flick a feather duster around!

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MixedClassBaby · 01/06/2011 16:12
LordOfTheFlies · 01/06/2011 16:17

I clicked on this and thought it would be one of Bupcakesandcuntingsthreads.Grin

Answer : YANBU but tennis players just don't do it for me

katvond · 01/06/2011 16:19

Mine is Johnny Depp and David Beckham for my threesome.
I can but dream :0

coccyx · 01/06/2011 16:20

I do hope that i am a 5ft 10 , slim blonde aged about 24 in your mental image! A middle aged, chubby woman can dream!

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LineRunner · 01/06/2011 16:21

Only if it's Depp playing Inspector Avaline of the Yard.

WillyBumBalls · 01/06/2011 16:22

Aidan Turner and Rob Kazinsky ....

Hobbits never seemed so damned sexy before :o

ShowOfHands · 01/06/2011 16:40

Kim and Aggie. But I don't want to join in.

Actually Damian Lewis and David Mitchell both in the same space, possibly disrobing and one of them proffering gingerbread. That is how I want to go. With a whimper as opposed to a bang.

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 02/06/2011 06:52

Rafa on one side, Johnny Depp on the other.

Me in the middle.

Why wait for heaven when you can have it on earth?

Does Mr Bulgy give your drains a good plunge ShowOfHands?

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 02/06/2011 06:55

PS Johnny will be far too busy playing with me to play anything else - and that includes you LineRunner!

Zingylemontart · 02/06/2011 08:08

I want to know what sort of threesomes ShowOfHands has?! Blush

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 02/06/2011 08:32

I would hazard a guess that ShowofHands gets down to it with Mr Muscle Kitchen Cleaner and a rubber glove Zingy Grin

TiggyD · 02/06/2011 09:16

Threesomes are over-rated.

LeoTheLateBloomer · 02/06/2011 09:19

YABU.

You've just ruined my threesome because I've got you hanging around wanting to join in Wink

JessicaDrew · 02/06/2011 09:21

can i be alternative and say Brad and Angolina!!!!!!

WillyBumBalls · 02/06/2011 09:58

:o @ Mr Muscle and rubber gloves lol.

JessicaDrew · 02/06/2011 13:58

and he would wipe the kitchen table clean!!!!!!

TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2011 14:01

well I will be very different Kiera Knightly and Pink

JessicaDrew · 02/06/2011 14:05

mmmm like the sound of that LADY
but both a bit flat chested
maybe throw in Amanda Lamb too

TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2011 14:11

Jessica oh yes Amanda would be the icing on the cake!

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