AIBU to have snorted coffee all over my laptop at this?

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I haven't stopped laughing for long enough to come up with a sensible opinion!

though I am now blaming you lot if DS doesn't go back to sleep after thus feed as I've just scared the little man by snorting very loudly. How do people come up with these things. Can you imagine the conversation they had to have with the bank to get their start up loan

O...M...G For the love of Mike/Geoffrey/Tarquin/Wayne and Pete. I now have to bleach both ends? Where's the I give up emoticon when you need it!

The ones who really invented My Pink Button

So its basically T-Cut for Fannies ?

nothing grey here. All pink and perky looking.

I may have thought they were candles in tins. I am blaming this on being on my phone rather than the wine I may have imbibed.

Absolutely genius, having a shit time at the moment but have cheered up no end.

"One of my biggest concerns has been the unattractive gray colour which her labia has attained during recent years. It simply isn't pleasing to the eye anymore.
We've tried all sorts of things to spice it up, from car batteries and buttplugs, to whips and strap-ons, all to no avail.
In hindsight most of these things were just silly, since they didn't get to the root of the problem, which of course was her labia"

CAR BATTERIES? There literally are no words ......

TheFrogs If that's what you're into!

I wonder what it tastes like? I mean, if you have coloured your button a particularly delicate pink then it might persuade your DP to "head south", as it were. You'd be shit out of luck if it makes your fanjo taste like a tub of swarfega.

I like the review - 4 out of 5 stars for turning Crystals ladies bits Kool-aid strawberry in colour with a side of burning.

Dear God.

Wondered what you were on about for a minute sqee, had forgotten I even posted on this one!