AIBU to have snorted coffee all over my laptop at this?

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www.mynewpinkbutton.com/content/Product_List.htm

I haven't stopped laughing for long enough to come up with a sensible opinion!

You've just reminded me of a Russell Brand sketch where he does actually get out at Dulux chart and then rings his Dad to compare...

Portafino - loving the knob paint, i can just see that on dragons den!

Knob paint may have already been done

www.fade-cream.com/sensitive-skin-lightening-creams/penis-bleaching/

I laughed so hard that I fell off my chair and hit my head on the desk. DH is now looking at me as though I'm nuts

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'Whitening your penis not only makes you look good in bed but it also increases your self-esteem'

Oh god, I just spat out my coffee.

Can you imagine? 'Hold on a second baby, I just need to put on a love glove. Uh huh, that's it babyyy....ooow!!!! fuckitburnsfuckitburns OWWWW!!!!'

"Penis bleaching is all about hygiene and feeling good. Whitening your penis not only makes you look good in bed but it also increases your self-esteem.

Our private areas need extreme care and affection. You should always treat your private areas with mild agents. Regular cleansing is extremely important.

It may sound little weird but penis and vaginal bleaching is a trend now."

It didn't do Michael Jackson any favours in the long term though did it?

"To know more about safe penis bleaching creams that work on all types of skin without side effects.

Click Here for Free Trial???> Safe Penis Bleaching Ointment"

oh dear

It's alright..

Snort, snort. DH is now aware not only of my imperfections but his own. We'll be getting treatment soon. Via a jeraboam of coop best fine wine

Knob Paint. Does it come in "dog cock red"?

I'm considering investing in 'Ginger' for my button, and perhaps a matching merkin to complete my new youthful look?

But I guess that even if it glowed in the dark and whistled Dixie some dudes will still manage to miss the spot

Read out some of this to DH - he suggested 'glow in the dark' paint rather than pink would sell better. Should I consider patenting this?

Nobody tells you that the worst bit about aging is your greying labia.

Why have they never discussed this topic on This Morning?

It's a deal WhereYouLeftIt.

You work on the glow in the dark button paint, and I'll work on the whistle.

DH just asked if you have to wait a week after the anal bleaching before using this, incase it turns green? :o

Oh my! I have just checked and I am still very pink. How do I seek an opinion - I am hoping DH hasn't any recent labia's to compare it to? Oh god, I am getting paraniod now

Oh thank god at last an answer to my prayers.I have been concerned for years over my pasty flange finally i can sleep at night.

TBH i dont recall a time when i had a vibrant pink fanny or am particularly aware of its current shade.

I think cochneal extract would do the job and wouldnt wash off either

"I got the ole misses some of this cooter cream cause although she is a classic let's just say she wasn't garage kept. We both enjoyed ourselves as I waxed her squack and the dye really brought out the original finish. My only question comment is that I wish it had that new car smell, or maybe leather. But anyway, I've been inside my wife all week and it's been a great ride."

OMFG!

Oh dear, as if life isn't stressful enough...now I have to be competitive and take my fanjo out on the drive every sunday to wax and polish in front of the neighbours?

I am at work and daren't click on the link but this thread has had me in stitches!

Have to ask OP, how on earth would you find something like that?!!?