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AIBU to have snorted coffee all over my laptop at this?

87 replies

posterofagirl · 31/05/2011 20:04

www.mynewpinkbutton.com/content/Product_List.htm

I haven't stopped laughing for long enough to come up with a sensible opinion!

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suzikettles · 31/05/2011 20:22

I wonder if it's one of the downsides of being an "paramedical esthetician". She probably spends all day, every day, looking at other women's labia as she performs endless Hollywoods/Brazillians and she's become obsessed.

I wonder if she tries to flog it to her clients? "Mrs Porter, you've been coming to me for a while now and I've started to notice a slight loss of colour in your labial region"

cookcleanerchaufferetc · 31/05/2011 20:24

At first I thought wtf, then I read the details!!! Ha ha ha, so funny!

Blatherskite · 31/05/2011 20:28

If the current trend wasn't to be as bare as an 8 year old down there, no-one would ever know...

Grin
ByTheSea · 31/05/2011 20:31

YANBU!

ScrotalPantomime · 31/05/2011 20:34

Euwwwwwww

Must be a joke

Topcat11 · 31/05/2011 20:35

I just showed this to DH and he called it PFP - Piss Flap Paint - and then collapsed in a heap laughing. Don't think I'll be giving it a try.

dearprudence · 31/05/2011 20:36

Er, posterofagirl, I have to ask. What were you googling to find this?

My favourite quote from the reviews is:

"Natural" doesn't mean safe (see: hemlock, stonefish, sulfuric acid). Grin

Dad2HandC · 31/05/2011 20:37

It burns if you apply too much?? Safe as houses then - unless you want to use it on DP's foreskin which may be losing its pinkiness.... OUCH!!!

oldraver · 31/05/2011 20:38

Ha ha, Pink my Vadge

magicmelons · 31/05/2011 20:38

Bloody hell, mumsnet, didn't know cracked heels were so repulsive until i joined and now i'm paranoid about the colour of my fadge Grin

To be fair i do mourn the loss of my pre birth lady bits but no amount of creams going to fix that.

oldraver · 31/05/2011 20:39

Oh I like Pink my Piss Flaps better

northernrock · 31/05/2011 20:40

Can't find my ladybits due to the unsightly jungle they lurk behind, so I'm sorted!

Gay40 · 31/05/2011 20:40

I just read the description to DP, who said "Not while I'm eating my fucking dinner."

AngryFeet · 31/05/2011 20:41

My fanjo is going to go grey with age?!

SunshineisSorry · 31/05/2011 20:42

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! i mean, who could be BOTHERED!!!

posterofagirl · 31/05/2011 20:43

Dearprudence - I am soooo bored on maternity leave that I have become crazy person who scours the internet.

Topcat-I have wet myself a bit at PFP Grin

My favorite review is the one that sounds like it was written by a MNetter -
'I tell my children not to rub mystery substances on their genitals. I would hope that most intelligent human beings would follow suit.'

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Readyisknitting · 31/05/2011 20:45

Spluttered too!!!!!! pink my piss flaps Grin[splutter]

If you get to a point in your life that you feel it's necessary to change the color of your labia in order to feel good about yourself, you should perhaps re-examine your priorities.

Sums it up to meGrin

iamabadger · 31/05/2011 20:45

Even as a nurse on a gynae ward I never came across a grey labia! Who are these people? This has to be a joke!

icooksocks · 31/05/2011 20:47

I am pissing myself laughing @ pink my piss flaps Grin Grin

Gay40 · 31/05/2011 20:49

I'm going to get one of those Dulux colour cards. For Later.

Sqee · 31/05/2011 20:49

:o :o :o

MiLs Christmas prezzie sorted!

Portofino · 31/05/2011 20:51

I am going off to invent "knob paint"

buggerlugs82 · 31/05/2011 20:55

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Sqee · 31/05/2011 20:56

battery acid, fire ants and palm tree oil for that silky knob effect

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