AIBU to have snorted coffee all over my laptop at this?

[posterofagirl]

www.mynewpinkbutton.com/content/Product_List.htm

I haven't stopped laughing for long enough to come up with a sensible opinion!

I wonder if it's one of the downsides of being an "paramedical esthetician". She probably spends all day, every day, looking at other women's labia as she performs endless Hollywoods/Brazillians and she's become obsessed.

I wonder if she tries to flog it to her clients? "Mrs Porter, you've been coming to me for a while now and I've started to notice a slight loss of colour in your labial region"

At first I thought wtf, then I read the details!!! Ha ha ha, so funny!

If the current trend wasn't to be as bare as an 8 year old down there, no-one would ever know...

YANBU!

Euwwwwwww

Must be a joke

I just showed this to DH and he called it PFP - Piss Flap Paint - and then collapsed in a heap laughing. Don't think I'll be giving it a try.

Er, posterofagirl, I have to ask. What were you googling to find this?

My favourite quote from the reviews is:

"Natural" doesn't mean safe (see: hemlock, stonefish, sulfuric acid).

It burns if you apply too much?? Safe as houses then - unless you want to use it on DP's foreskin which may be losing its pinkiness.... OUCH!!!

Ha ha, Pink my Vadge

Bloody hell, mumsnet, didn't know cracked heels were so repulsive until i joined and now i'm paranoid about the colour of my fadge

To be fair i do mourn the loss of my pre birth lady bits but no amount of creams going to fix that.

Oh I like Pink my Piss Flaps better

Can't find my ladybits due to the unsightly jungle they lurk behind, so I'm sorted!

I just read the description to DP, who said "Not while I'm eating my fucking dinner."

My fanjo is going to go grey with age?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! i mean, who could be BOTHERED!!!

Dearprudence - I am soooo bored on maternity leave that I have become crazy person who scours the internet.

Topcat-I have wet myself a bit at PFP

My favorite review is the one that sounds like it was written by a MNetter -
'I tell my children not to rub mystery substances on their genitals. I would hope that most intelligent human beings would follow suit.'

Spluttered too!!!!!! pink my piss flaps [splutter]

If you get to a point in your life that you feel it's necessary to change the color of your labia in order to feel good about yourself, you should perhaps re-examine your priorities.

Sums it up to me

Even as a nurse on a gynae ward I never came across a grey labia! Who are these people? This has to be a joke!

I am pissing myself laughing @ pink my piss flaps

I'm going to get one of those Dulux colour cards. For Later.

:o :o :o

MiLs Christmas prezzie sorted!

I am going off to invent "knob paint"

battery acid, fire ants and palm tree oil for that silky knob effect