AIBU to actually think this is so bad it is almost funny?

[pearlym]

end of long day at home today, DDs aged 5 and 6 bickering all day, I not feeling too well, finally in bath, me reading paper, cry goes up - one has done a poo in bath, I get them out quickly and tell them I am going downstairs to get rubber glvoes to fish it out- it looks pretty solid. come back to find DD1 telling me proudly that she has used one of their dive sticks to chop it up! Now smashed to smithereens and floating all around the bath! give me strength, but still a bit funny?

Made me laugh! I'm not sure I'd find it so funny if I were the one having to try and poke it down the plughole though, you have my sympathy!

Only funny if you don't have to clean it up!

A poo in the bath? Why didn't they call you to get them out so they could use the toilet?

You poor thing.Have the wine chilling in the fridge

Why did the culprit not get out to go to the loo????

My brother pooed in the bath when we were little - he didn't say anything (well he was probably only 3) so I discovered it when it came floating by! At the time I was rather and but now I can about it.

If my five or six year old shit in the bath I'd be fuming

It is funny. Have they chopped it up enough for it to just go down the plughole? If not, leave them to it.

(I do agree that at 5 and 6 they should know to get out of the bath for a poo thought)

they wer playign and getting on so well after teh day from hell with bckering etc tha I let them get on with it, and I think the younger one was having too good a time to get out in time, if you know what I mean, I too had similar experience when my brother did a poo and did not say anything, and it just floated by me, foul!

Perhaps they were having a farting competition & sharted by mistake?

but yes, only funny if you're not cleaning up!

I do not knw the word sharted, does it mean follownig through with poo when yuo meant to only fart? I like it

Indeed it does

'sharted' - love it!