to ask you all to entertain me?

[KAZAMM]

Ok, I'm at work, alone and bored. Hardly any customers today and there is nothing to be done cleaning wise. This is me till half 5 and i cant bear it!

Please tell me some jokes/stories to make the next couple of hours fly by. I'll be so grateful :)

What did the slug say to the snail?
"Big Issue?"
Disclaimer-not mine.

If you need our help to pass several hours on MN, you're doing it wrong

If you're really stuck, I'd suggest you trawl the Classics topic (under 'Mumsnet Stuff', iirc) to kill some time. Funny stuff.

I could tap dance, I suppose.

shakes tats at you while swirling nipple tassels.

balances plates on sticks and does a polka