To kidnap my hairdresser

[Haecceity]

and insist she does my hair every morning?

Yesterday I had my hair cut and styled.

Well, I say 'cut' but since this is first style since I was baldy me and she took off about a mm, 'cut' is probably stretching it!

I walked out of the hairdresser and my hair looked FAB! modern, funky, spikey yet feminine.

I went and bought the recommended clay to style it. Took out the exact amount she showed me, rubbed it in my hands as she showed me, ruffled my hair in the exact way she showed me...

So why do I look like a hedgehog has been superglued to the top of my head?

I'm allowed to force her to come and live with me so I can have nice hair, right?

bump

yer barstards

You HAVE to care about my hair, I look like this

Ha ha ha neat.

very nice but she could have trimmed your moustache while she was there!

you're not supposed to laugh! You're supposed to
a) tell me how to style my hair so it goes how she did it, or
b) tell me it's ok to bundle her into my car and force her to live with me.

I'm going for option B, as long as I can move in with you

If you can cook, I insist that you do