to want to say "yeah but no but yeah but no but am I bovvered" to a lot of recent threads?

[HidinginaHardHat]

I am reading a lot of threads and finding myself out of breath by the end of the OP or scratching my head and wanting to ring a teenager to translate.

AIBU to be a bit confused or is old age setting in?

Knowledge of punctuation and grammar are a curse we must learn to bear. YANBU - some of the recent ones make my teeth hurt to try and read them.