To think that if I say I'm going for an early night, DH might take the hint?

[GeneralissimoVonBobbington]

Sigh. I know, IABU. Lara Croft is on. But he swears blind he doesn't even fancy Angelina Jolie. [harrumph]

Yep. Men don't take hints. You have to spell it out, IME.

How long have you been married? Hints are no good! You have to tell him! I bet he'd be more interested in you than Angelina if you made it clear . My dp has made things so much easier by explaining that he just doesn't understand hints! He just likes it all made clear.

He needs to woo and do a bit of lateral thinking, all I need to do is turn up naked apparently!

Jump on him (not literally) but make it bloody obvious you are gagging for it.

Yes yes this is all very well and good, but in our house an early night means only one thing. He's now coming to bed, but clutching a book. [Weeps]

Oh well, I'll have to make my own fun pretend.