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to want to have brown eyes whenever I hear Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison?

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LadyClariceCannockMonty · 25/05/2011 18:04

I also LOVED that trashy song from a while ago by J-Lo and LL Cool J and desperately want to be wearing a short and purple top whenever I am at home on my own and secretly play it and dance around to it.

Also dying to know what a raspberry beret looks like, and to own one.

Anyone else have any similar thoughts, or am I extra extra sad unique?

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aldiwhore · 25/05/2011 18:08

I'm rather glad no one has so far written a song about a chubby blonde crass bint with grey-yee eyes and one boob bigger than the other... it makes me feel special.

You are unique, but not sad sad, just a little ummm... jealous of brown eyed people everywhere who have songs ESPECIALLY for them?

Meh, the man who writes a song about my stretch marks and madge ramsey voice, my odd eyes and wonky boobs (I said that twice, I need therapy) would probably get a smack in the gob actually.... but I'm contrary. Write a song about my amazing intellect and wit by all means (even if its not true), but shit, loads of people have brown eyes! AND I want to be named in said song so nobody ever could have it as their wedding dance, unless they share my name, which is unlikely.

LordOfTheFlies · 25/05/2011 21:57

Sadly I would be "lying half dead on a bed with a drip in my arm"
Disclaimer: don't and never have taken drugs ( don't even smoke/drink, boring) but Fairytale of New York is the loveliest song ever and Shane McG sings it just for me.
And I have brown eyes,preen.

MogTheForgetfulCat · 25/05/2011 22:21

Ha ha, I always wish I had brown eyes when I hear that song Grin.
And of course, crazy high-pitched voice man (wossis name? blame bf'ing tiredness for non-recollection) definitely was thinking of me when he was banging on (and on) about 'You're beautiful'.

Blunt, that's the chappie.

CurrySpice · 25/05/2011 22:24

I imagine every love song was written about / by / for me Blush

sheepgomeep · 25/05/2011 22:34

I have dark brown eyes too [proud]

dp did sing this song a lot to me when we used to go out in the early days of our relationship Blush

I wanted blue eyes whn I was younger though

limitedperiodonly · 25/05/2011 22:44

I have blue eyes and am very pleased with them. Can't be proud because it's genetics.

I love Prince more than life itself but never wanted to be the girl with the raspberry beret because he's very dismissive of her - 'she wasn't too bright but I could tell when she kissed me she knew how to get her kicks'.

However, If I Was Your Girlfriend is the sexiest, woman-friendliest song by a man in the world.

Going to put it on now...

YankNCock · 25/05/2011 22:54

DH occasionally sing's Spinal Tap's 'Big Bottom' to me (with love and admiration of course) Grin

YankNCock · 25/05/2011 22:57

ahem, 'sings'

FreudianSlipper · 25/05/2011 23:04

i used to sing into my hairbrush Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue while looking admiringly in the mirror that my feeling of sadness were obvious not only in my voice but my expressions too

i have brown eyes :o

limitedperiodonly · 25/05/2011 23:18

I used to croon Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue too despite having blue eyes and not understanding the lyrics.

I was almost there with the hair in that it was brown but it never achieved ankle length - just past bra strap is the best I achieved. I wore a vest when it came out.

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