to do Shazza Taylor's maths homework in return for her collection of scented erasers?

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

Prompted by a thread on Teenagers, which got me thinking that I'd have loved AIBU as a teen - in the way I loved Cathy & Claire and Melanie (in Just Seventeen).

If AIBU had existed when we were 12/13/14, what AIBUs would we have asked?

AIBU to snog my bezzie mate's boyf coz she snogged mine? perhaps?

AIBU to buy Adidas trainers over a pair of Kickers (even though they come with 5 tags already)?

(as for the homework YANBU if Shazza has a strawberry scented one)

That Shazza's a slaaag.

AIBU to tell my mum I'm staying at Rachel's even though we're going to party and staying there ALL NIGHT and my mum's a bitch anyway and probably doesn't even care where I stay and I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN ANYWAY

AIBU to fancy my horrible big sisters boyfriend because he's like, so fit and can draw DC/Marvel heroes so well?

AIBU to go and see Romeo and Juliet for a 4th time as Leo is just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot? I totally think he'd ask me out if he knew I existed.

I'm telling on you, Hassled. Shazza and Big Vicky are gonna have you after school.

Jenai, don't be so laaaaaaaaaaame

Everyone knows Shazza's a slag. Like, EVERYONE

AIBU to swap the Grolsch bottle tops off my DMs for 5 Lambert & Butler?

Disclaimer: I never, ever liked Bros or wore beer bottle tops on my shoes. I am not that lame - whatever Abs says

@ I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN ANYWAY.

You should SNOG him confused. Your big sis is horrible and doesn't deserve him.

Shakey she hasn't got a strawberry one, but she's got a cola one, which smells lush.

AIBU to not want to lend my copy of Judy Blume's "Forever" because people only want it for that page and aren't prepared to read the whole thing?

Katie YABU reading Judy Blume, I can lend you my mum's copy of Fear of Flying if you like?

AIBU to have a party in my house when my parents are away and invite the whole school? They'll never find out, I'm sure.

YANBU, sponge if me and Shazza and Big Vicky can come and Darren from 5F is going. Kazza Jones says her sister's boyf can get us some cider.

YABU Kaite coz I leant you my mum's copy of Lace and there is NO WAY you read all of it in two days.

AIBU to ask one of you to explain why you'd want to put a man's thing in your mouth? [very innocent teen traumatised by a scene in "The Horse Whisperer"]

Don't you know already, Abs? You're sooooooo immature.

AIBU to hide my copy of Hollywood wives under my sisters bed coz Lucky Saintangelo gets noshed off in the bath and my mum would have kittens if she thought I was reading it.

mys sister is a slag so my mum would defo think its hers

AIBU to spend my lunch money on 10 B&H because it's not like it's costing mum any more than lunch would, and I'm too fat anyway???

AIBU to tell Dad I don't know my boyfriend's last name so he can't look it up on the police database at work?

ill swap 5 fags for a sarnie and biscuit, Colditz then we can nick a doghnut and chicken soup each out the canteen

AIBU to ignore my country bumpkin boyf when we're in school so no one knows we snog the face off each other every night?
AIBU to apply my make up in rehistration every day? It s the art room so we have a big mirror and i like to brrow my mates earth wind and fire eyeshadow trio
AIBU to tell my mother i am staying at someones house this weekend, when i actually havent got anywhere to stay yet, but am out drinking all wkend so sure i will find somewhere

oops
sounds father too familiar colditz

AIBU to be angry at my Mum for reading my diary?

Aah colditz i remember when 10 B&H were 88p

or you could use shazzers dinner number in the small hall, coz shes on free school dinners and always goes in the big hall.

love it. I'm torn between enjoying the great memories this brings back and then horror at the fact they my two girls are almost this age!

i am sure i remember b & H as 50p - or did i imagine that - or shoudl i even post that information as it makes me sound old.

i remember 10 b&h and and a box of matches and chewwy cost 77p