to do Shazza Taylor's maths homework in return for her collection of scented erasers?

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

Prompted by a thread on Teenagers, which got me thinking that I'd have loved AIBU as a teen - in the way I loved Cathy & Claire and Melanie (in Just Seventeen).

If AIBU had existed when we were 12/13/14, what AIBUs would we have asked?

AIBU to snog my bezzie mate's boyf coz she snogged mine? perhaps?

[DontCallMePeanut]

Some of you are showing your ages, now...

[slartybartfast]

mark my words


anyway

my mum has grounded me for like liiiifffee omfg

i hate her

[thefurryone]

mosschops me too, was gutted when they went up to over a quid as I only got a £1 a day from me mum.

[nilbymaaf]

AIBU to join Duran Duran's fan club to get a signed photo of John Taylor.
He is my future husband after all.

[FoundWanting]

AIBU to tell my mum that I should have all the family allowance that she gets for me to spend on the stuff I want and not on boring crap like school uniform, and bus fares, and food, and shampoo and all the crap she wastes it on 'cos like, if I wasn't here she wouldn't get that money at all so, like, it is actually mine, right? And I don't see why I should have to earn my own money by doing her work like looking after my little brother when she wants to go and see Grandma 'cos it's not my fault that he's four and Grandma's old, right? And I don't 'treat this house like a hotel' 'cos a hotel wouldn't have such bloody stupid made-up rules.

[colditz]

I think I might be adopted. NOBODY in this family GETS me.

[tomhardyismydh]

ha ha coldz i was just going to post...

AIBU to hope I might actually be adopted

[nickelbabe]

nilby - YA soooooooooooooooooo NBU
and now you hav to tell us all where the coupon is

[nickelbabe]

(too many s - sorry)

[CheerMum]

i'll meet you at the corner shop if ya like, the bloke in there'll sell you a benson and a match for 10p.

oh, and i'm dead tall so the bloke in the off licence'll sell me Thunderbirds

[NettoSuperstar]

I am adopted, and often shrieked, 'You love him more than me because he's yours', referring to my brother.
In hindsight he didn't ever get in trouble because he was a goody two shoes. Me, not so much

[HalfPastWine]

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah....Oh my god, I SO can't believe you just said that! God, this is so like the time when Ursula went around telling everyone Andrea Cox was a total slag and Andrea totally had an eppy and threw Ursula's mobile down the girls bogs, but don't listen to her coz she sniffs highlighter pens

[AbsDuCroissant]

Well, at least I'm not a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag like you are Jenai [sticks out tongue]
Your Mom Works at MacDonald's for minimum wage [ hand gestures]

Life, is like, so unfair.

[slumps off to room and lights lots of scented candles and listens to Nirvana]

No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands meeeeeeeeeeeeee

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

hahaha love it.

AIBU to sneak out of school at lunch and hang about outside the corner shop until someone goes in a buys us 10 lambert and a bottle of kiwi 20/20 so that we can drink it on the walk down to church, it'll make mass faaaar more interesting dont you think??

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

YAsoooNBU FoundWanting that money is, like, ours.

AIBU to not spend my dinner money on dinner or even fags all week and then bunk off school the buy the latest Smiths single the day it comes out?

AIBU to think the only reason Abs keeps calling me a slaaaaag is that she's jealous coz she hasn't got a boyfriend?

[tomhardyismydh]

YABU to drink 20/20 are you a pussy?

Gold thunderbirds is harder

[tomhardyismydh]

AIBU to cover my exercise book with a poster of Kurt Cobain, because the yellow textured wallpaper left over from the downstairs loo looks shit and you cant graffiti it without the pen squishing it.

I luuuuuuuuuuuv Kurt hes so fucking hot.

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

YANBU Ferret - I'll see you there. Abs can come too but don't tell anyone coz she's like really young and it'd really embarrassing if anyone knew

[tomhardyismydh]

AIBU to dump by bf coz he fingered some slag from 3rd year round the back of the french block.

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Well if you're all coming along then you can chip in to make 20 lambert and 2 litres of diamond white, Jenai you've got your national insurance card you could use that as id for the fags, I'll lend you my heather shimmer lipstick to make you look older.

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

tomhardy YANBUcos I heard that stacey Jones gave him a blow job aswell.

[AbsDuCroissant]

I do too Jenai. Like, he would totally come with us, but he lives in Canada. His name is Kevin. He's well hot

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

YANBU tomh

(It wasn't be btw. Honest.)

AIBU to loosen the top of a vinegar bottle in the canteen so some poor boy ends up with the whole lot all over his chips and cries?

Not my proudest moment :(

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

Chinny reckon he lives in Canada, Abs

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Jenai that's why my school had the little sachets of sauces and vinegar.

AIBU to spend most of my lessons graffitting my exercise books with "ferret loves Ashley"