to be totally smug at my shrewd tactics in midnight chicken?

[BumWiper]

have thrown in a few snores and a bit of lip smacking.DH still hasnt copped.

Eh?

Oh, were you pretending not to hear your DC? DH always wins that one!

I always lose, generally because DW sleeps like a corpse but then claims to have been awake all night. Hmmmmm.

A firm dig with an elbow and muttered 'your turn' might work?