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to wonder if it's National Pheromonal Day?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 23/05/2011 15:59

phowar.

Every real male man I have seen today has just been exuding.

Just hot hot hot.

Blush

Seriously, even one teen (in uniform) just just meandering past the car was emitting the sexy vibes.

[bromide]

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 23/05/2011 16:02

Even the postman swaggered like a rutting
ing stag delivering Screwfix catalogues to suburbum semis.

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 23/05/2011 23:39
Blush

just me then?

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sharbie · 23/05/2011 23:41

Grin i'm saying nothing

ChaosTrulyReigns · 23/05/2011 23:49

Obviously you're in agreement then.

Grin
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sharbie · 23/05/2011 23:54
Wink
ThisIsANiceCage · 24/05/2011 00:02

Are you quite well, Chaos? No typos in your title!

AnyFucker · 24/05/2011 00:03

are you ovulating, perchance ?

ChaosTrulyReigns · 24/05/2011 00:05

Well I gave QS a standing ovulation earlier by accident.

Does that count AF?

And TIANC, yup, am quite well thanks!! Grin Made up word though - do that please you??

Wink
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ThisIsANiceCage · 24/05/2011 00:06

Maybe it's the suburbum semis.

AnyFucker · 24/05/2011 00:06

Grin at standing ovulation

Sqee · 24/05/2011 00:07

Treat yourself!

Or have a cold shower! :o

ThisIsANiceCage · 24/05/2011 00:09

[wunk] Grin

ChaosTrulyReigns · 24/05/2011 00:10

MY EYES!!!!!!

Sqee, you beast.

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Sqee · 24/05/2011 00:20

Crap on crap.. I have my headphones in a DP just tapped me on the shoulder while I was inspecting this. I just snorted abit and asked for a cup of tea. He looked quite worried! Adventurous Sex Toys was the first one I clicked!

ChaosTrulyReigns · 24/05/2011 00:23

Sqee, your DH isn't making a cup of tea, he's packing his treasured belongings into a red spotted hankerchief and tying it to a stick as we speak.

Grin

And he's orf............................................

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Sqee · 24/05/2011 00:28

Pfft!! He can bugger off! Have you seen some of this stuff!

I mean.. golly I should really go and explain myself Hmm

:o

ChaosTrulyReigns · 24/05/2011 09:34

Did your credit card take a spanking last night Sqee?

Grin
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