To think that DD and the dog are in cahoots

[NosyRosie]

Every time I turn my back one or both of them is doing something they shouldn't:

Sharing food/toys/saliva
DD in the dog's bed, dog on the sofa
DD emptying the dog's water bowl all over herself
DD has just started sleeping properly for the first time ever so the dog has now decided to wake me up at 5 every morning

I'm telling you, 2 against 1 is not good and I'm fairly certain this is just the beginning...

I had a dd and a dog that were inseparable so I know what you mean:-) it was amazing how much food the 'child' (?) got through as a toddler, but at least I didn't have to wash the floor under the high chair on a daily basis - dropped bits got intercepted on the way down:-) She still mourns that dog - and she's an adult now!