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... to think that because I can't see a new IPOAT thread I should start one myself?

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PrincessFiorimonde · 17/05/2011 20:36

Especially as I want to wish CheerfulYank a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY for today. Hope you are having a lovely day.

And here is the patron saint of IPOAT playing Happy Birthday To CY!

OP posts:
Umami · 04/07/2011 21:56
Hullygully · 04/07/2011 21:56
Umami · 04/07/2011 21:58

Come, Sister Hully, there is plenty of manly chest for us both to oil. And any number of slave boys to bring the amphorae.

Umami · 04/07/2011 21:58
SheikDjabouti · 04/07/2011 21:58

Imposter, I?????

If you know me not, I shall leave forever, never more to search the earth for my once true Goddess!

Honeydragon · 04/07/2011 22:02

where have the Harem trousers come from?

Hullygully · 04/07/2011 22:02

Where have all the Sheiks gone? Was it a dream? Yet there is posset upon my skirts and a wild scent about my milky wrists

SheikDjabouti · 04/07/2011 22:06

Yeah, though Mme Umami has entrhalled me with her bewitchings ways many moons, I cast my eyes upon Ms Honey and am smitten with her maidenly ways and seductive pose...

Hullygully · 04/07/2011 22:06
Umami · 04/07/2011 22:10

Forgive me my love, 'twas only that I thought you used to spell your name differently your cunning disguise as Lord Barnes-Maydengeuse that fooled me. How can I make it up to you? I'll do anything. Even The Congress of Three Camels, One Yak and a Gecko, which left me with that terrible clicky hip last time.

Honeydragon · 04/07/2011 22:12

gosh....

damn those marigold roofies!

SheikDjabouti · 04/07/2011 22:14

The Gecko was Your Idea....

Hullygully · 04/07/2011 23:06

Will no one think of the goats?

SheikDjabouti · 04/07/2011 23:26

Am personally more concerned about the Beautious gibbon. bearer of the Wondrous Nigel...

CheerfulYank · 05/07/2011 07:16
minimammoth · 05/07/2011 09:27

< madly tatting chastity belts>

Hullygully · 05/07/2011 10:00

What a lot of kerfuffle! Who was that strange and unkempt fellow who rode so roughly through our maidenly endeavours?

Tut. Come, let us enjoy a kedgeree sandwich and a mulled stirrup cup.

minimammoth · 05/07/2011 15:50

We must get the camel dung dealt with, call Watkins. They say it is good in poultices though < scoops up dung and scuttles to the herb drying shed>

Fiderer · 05/07/2011 17:24

Wild scent, milky possets, a Sheik, man of steel, hardened yet softened by beauty?

Slams tatting barn door shut from Outside and demands Adventure. Preferably not involving Watkins.
Or dung.

Hullygully · 05/07/2011 17:25

Adventure, Mis Fiddy? Adventure? Tut. How is your embroidery coming along? May I see your sampler?

Fiderer · 05/07/2011 17:33

No sampler.
Hate embroidery. Am crap unskilled. Spent most of the time sketching dusky men riding steaming stallions on the scraps of material left over from equally boring tatting.

Honeydragon · 05/07/2011 18:12

I have had quite enough Thankyou, my head still ails me from lasts nights hi jinx and shenanigans.

Umami · 05/07/2011 18:31

Good morning, dear, dear ladies! I hope you all slept as well as I!

Honeydragon · 05/07/2011 18:35

ahem! Indeed!

Hullygully · 05/07/2011 18:57

What have you got on your chemise, dear Widow?

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