to be contemplating abandoning my family

[skrumle]

and hopping on a plane to Cannes? I am sure that Leonardo DiCaprio is definitely done with all those blonde-supermodel-clones and finally ready to want a real woman with frizzy hair, stretch marks and a bossy side to her - and I really feel that this might be my moment...

So should I just go for it or AIBU?

Can I come?

YANBU if I can....YABU if I can't

btw Leo doesn't do if for me so your safe on that score.

Get me a ticket too.

YANBU to leave your family. YABU if it's for Leonardo.

I've met him. He is quite possibly the most amazing looking man I have ever seen. I just stared.

Good luck not are DNBU.

YABU,Leonardo is an overgrown man-child.I bet he's shaved about 4 times in the last 30 whatever years!
YANBU to run off to Cannes though...save me a sunlounger, I won't be long after you...

You know you aren't BU, but don't waste it on toddler DeCaprio. He doesn't do anything for me.

I can't see how this plan will fail. YANBU

i'm not really fussy but i'm pretty sure that gerard butler/50 cent/jake gyllenhaal/tom hardy aren't in cannes at the moment and since leo has just split up with someone i think he'd probably be open to a bit of mothering/ dirty dirty dirty shagging... although i would have to insist that he took the baseball cap off.

i shall investigate if there is a discount for group bookings!