to liven things up with a sing song......all the nice girls love a sailor
ScousyFogarty · 13/05/2011 16:50
all the nice girls love a tar....but dont get caught in Piccadilly minus pants and bra......
Does your chewing lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight....
or even "roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down.....
(this is debauchery , Scousy, pack it in, women are reading this...)
ScousyFogarty · 13/05/2011 17:38
Jaggers g-friend had a hit with this
This little bird that somebody sent
crawled withme into a tent
after we,d done she got up and went
This little bird somebody sent.
this is poetic pop Windmills of your mind
And the images unwind
Like the like the hairs on your behind.
Crash bang wallop what a picture, what a photograph
(I wrote a version too rude to risk of tommy steeles song)
the last line was "Only charges half a crown"
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