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to liven things up with a sing song......all the nice girls love a sailor

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ScousyFogarty · 13/05/2011 16:50

all the nice girls love a tar....but dont get caught in Piccadilly minus pants and bra......

Does your chewing lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight....

or even "roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down.....

(this is debauchery , Scousy, pack it in, women are reading this...)

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LordOfTheFlies · 13/05/2011 16:55

Well if you're doing a kareokee session it has to be Fairytale of New York by the Pogues (not Ronan Twat Keaton) The BEST song EVER.
Now: "It was Christ-mas Eeeeeeve, Babe....."

cassierosse · 13/05/2011 16:57

"S huuuu uuuuuu mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeerrrr

Nnnnnnn iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ggggggggggghhhhhhhhhttttttsssssssssssssss"

LordOfTheFlies · 13/05/2011 16:59

And remember Shane Mc is for life not just for Christmas!Wink

cassierosse · 13/05/2011 17:02

Is we starting early.....?

got plenty of WineWineWineWineWineWineWineWine

Grin

swaying "Happy Christmas you arse"........

ScousyFogarty · 13/05/2011 17:38

Jaggers g-friend had a hit with this

This little bird that somebody sent
crawled withme into a tent
after we,d done she got up and went
This little bird somebody sent.

this is poetic pop Windmills of your mind
refrain

And the images unwind
Like the like the hairs on your behind.

Crash bang wallop what a picture, what a photograph

(I wrote a version too rude to risk of tommy steeles song)

the last line was "Only charges half a crown"

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Finallyspring · 13/05/2011 19:24

Gabby's back !

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