To think that there are a lot of nothing stories in the press

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that this is a nothing story

Turn it around and a whopping 7 children out of 8 get their first choice of primary school

wow I would have thought it was less than that

Slow news week?.... Probably a good thing, really. After the Royal Wedding and Bin Laden extravaganzas I expect journos are having to lie down in darkened rooms with Neurofen Max Strength.

Thats fair comment. They say "It sells papers" I think various things sell papers

My favourite ever non-story was a captioned photo of the sister of an Oscar nominated actress filling her car up with petrol.