To think that a blow job...

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should be called something else?

I mean, there's no blowing involved (unless I count DP blowing out heavily when I'm giving hime one)..

And my first attempt at a "blow" job gave many years ago, the blokes cock ended up like the snake in Shrek! He was none too pleased.

So, AIBU??

A zombie would certainly hum a bit.

Don't most people just say give partner a gobble.

Oh God, a colleague that I have never met before has just approached me from behind (ahem) to ask me a question while I was reading this thread with the title clearly visible!
I must hand in my resignation immediately

Can I ask another delicate question? What is the problem with zombie threads? This one has made me laugh

No Teacake they definitely do not...outside of Scotland.

I'm more than happy to oblige 😮 But thank fuck they don't say that down here because it's enough to put me right off.

Esio. It's a great thread to have revived 😊

For me it depends on who it is as sperm taste/texture/quantity varies enormously between men. There's only ever been one bloke I was happy to swallow everytime because he tasted good & didn't produce loads probably didn't have time to A few who have been threatened with the permanent removal of services if they didn't remove themselves before coming and the current one who comes in my mouth but it's always obvious when it's about to happen, I mostly close the back of my mouth & let it dribble out of my mouth but he's none the wiser. I change the bedding several times a week, so I'm not fussed if it gets on the sheets but actually it mostly ends up on me and us easily wiped off.

I'm trying not to laugh. The woman behind me is humming! Unfortunately she's clearly not heard of deodorant as she's also 'humming'. Badly. I need to move.

Oh & re humming. You don't hum a tune you muppets 🤣 you just hmmmmm (kind of comes naturally if you actually enjoy what you're doing) and apparently the vibration is pretty spectacular.

Gargle

You could double your fun by playing 'Name That Tune' while humming & giving a blow job.

The grapefruit/orange video made me feel a bit sick. The noise she made...

This thread has reminded me to stop calling a memory stick a dipstick. Likewise not to go to hairdresser for a blow job. The first was started years ago when l couldn't remember the proper word and l notice husband and sons still say it. I hope only when speaking to me! The latter was Maureen Lipman's fault as her mother used to talk of getting a blow job instead of a blow dry, or so ML said.Fortunately l usually say Getting my hair done or cut. I am scared l cause much confusion if l misspeak over dipstick as l had to sit here for ages trying to recall the proper word. Oh dear.

Ah you've all cheered me up

I started feeling a bit depressed at Thistles comments :-(

Excellent advice too !

Thethingsweadmit - thank you [grin

Lifesaver I'm so sorry