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AIBU?

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Original poster

To think that a blow job...

88 replies

K999 · 08/05/2011 20:42

should be called something else?

I mean, there's no blowing involved (unless I count DP blowing out heavily when I'm giving hime one)..

And my first attempt at a "blow" job gave many years ago, the blokes cock ended up like the snake in Shrek! He was none too pleased.

So, AIBU??

Grin
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Original poster
K999 · 08/05/2011 22:22

Aye, there's nothing we won't do for a bottle of Irn Bru and a Mars Bar supper ..Grin

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Mumofaflump · 08/05/2011 22:27

Thankfully (as I really don't like doing it) DF has a fear of blowjobs as his first ever girlfriend got a pube up her nose and sneezed violently half way through. Cue a trip to A and E for DF with a toothmarked and bleeding ahem apendage!

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K999 · 08/05/2011 22:37

Holy shit!! Bet he wouldn't like the film Teeth either! Grin

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AmazingBouncingFerret · 08/05/2011 22:39

Ahhh below job = b'low job= blow job!

I get it now!

Learn something new everyday.

Mumofaflump · 08/05/2011 22:41

K999 Nope! He won't watch it. To be fair I haven't seen it either but it's on my list of "films to watch when I get round to it".

stayathomegardener · 08/05/2011 22:42

I thought 'giving head' was the technical term.

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K999 · 08/05/2011 22:51

I thought the technical term was felatio.....

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stayathomegardener · 08/05/2011 22:55

giving head must be the southern term then. fellatio defiantly more technical.

Morloth · 09/05/2011 04:36

Oh dear god the urge to hum next time is going to be irresistable.

Is there a particular tune? Every Sperm is Sacred?

BornAgainBitch · 09/05/2011 04:43

Gobble Grin

Thanks squeakytoy for transporting me back to my teenage years Grin

ellifino · 09/05/2011 05:24

Should you hum a jaunty little ditty? OR something more portentous like Ride of the Valkyries?

diddl · 09/05/2011 10:55

OMG, this has made me laugh.

Re humming-I rather think that this would be the scenario in our house-

Him-waiting for me to start.

Me-trying to think of a tune to hum.

confuseddotcodotuk · 09/05/2011 11:02

YANBU! But I never knew that it was slang for below job! That's very interesting Grin

I'm loving the Scots approach Grin And lol at Hecate, I can so relate! Blush

chinam · 09/05/2011 12:31

PMSL @ Ride of the Valkyries

esiotrot2015 · 31/08/2017 08:45

I know this is an old thread but I ha e a question Blush

I know it's school holidays and not even nine am but I am a regular ( Moldies etc !)

If you don't swallow what do you do ? Run to the bathroom and spit or let him make a mess Shock

Runs and hides in embarrassment

AfunaMbatata · 31/08/2017 08:47

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Groovee · 31/08/2017 08:56

I once hummed! I put dh right off 😳😂

Sayyouwill · 31/08/2017 08:58

@chicletteeth what songs did you hum? Is there a preferred genre?
I like musicals but I can't see my humming rendition of 'anything goes' would go down too well...

kaytee87 · 31/08/2017 08:59

I thought it was short for 'below job' could be wrong though

bigchris · 31/08/2017 09:24

Yes it is kaytee, the upper classes used to say give us a below job to prostitutes!

To answer the question I move out of the way and it makes a mess Grin

TeaCake5 · 31/08/2017 09:25

Whats a blow job?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 31/08/2017 09:30

Is humming not the done thing then? I always hum!
It could be a new fun game-combine cock sucking with Name That Tune!

(Somehow I don't think the Fail will be nicking this thread)

ThymeLordIsSpartacus · 31/08/2017 09:31

If you don't swallow what do you do ? Run to the bathroom and spit or let him make a mess

I tell ya what i'd do. I'd resurrect a 6 year old thread and pose that very question.

MrsWooster · 31/08/2017 09:41

I wondered what Afuna was on about!

kaytee87 · 31/08/2017 09:46

Bloody zombie thread. 🙄