To think that a blow job...

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should be called something else?

I mean, there's no blowing involved (unless I count DP blowing out heavily when I'm giving hime one)..

And my first attempt at a "blow" job gave many years ago, the blokes cock ended up like the snake in Shrek! He was none too pleased.

So, AIBU??

It should be a suck job if anything.

God why are you all so bitchy !

Giz a nosh

Has anyone ever watched the Grapefruit Blowjob tutorial on YouTube?

I wept with laughter...hang on...

Oops, Zombie.

Try eating an extra strong mint before. Or space dust

Why didn't they start their own thread?

Actually don't mind this zombie thread being resurrected as I have just LOLd at "Ride of the Valkyries" too, so thanks for that! Needed a laugh today x

There's a reason why mumsnet kept old threads , so we can look through them when we want to know something

It's not a crime to post on one

I wasn't feeling Brave enough to start a thread about Blow jobs

Thyme
I was searching for the answer, this thread came up !

I can see no one wants to answer though

They answered about being called below job and got shortened

Oh about spit or swallow sorry. You could have a tissue ready if you don't want to swallow

@MumBod yup. Tried it out too... was awful

I spit it out onto the spermy sex towel! (now that's another zombie thread that deserves resurrecting )

Don't care if zombie - made me laugh and i learned something.

Suck job?

Actually had a conversation recently with a guy telling me all his uncle had to eat when stranded for a time during WW2 was pineapples - and all i could think if was at least his spunk would taste nice.

It's the first time I've ever been happy to see a zombie thread resurrected. 😂

If it's lust, spit
If it's love, swallow
And if you want to show off, gargle.

And if it's a zombie it'll probably come right off!

Imagine gobbling a zombie cock - yummy! 👅

Aw thanks Guys I was starting to feel like a freak and wished I'd posted on Friday night !

I'm trying to revive things with dh so this is really helping !

Gargle

I'm more worried I'll just be concentrating on not retching !

Tissue or spermy sex towel ? Ok yes could work , does it ruin it if you pull away just before ?

I can see how that could happen esio. I know i'm always googling mumsnet and blow jobs. Sometimes it's hard to know which thread to resurrect isn't it!

I was going to say that here in Canada we just call it a hummer, but I see someone has beat me to it.