To be wound up like a steel spring by the superior, intensely irritating tone...

[AgentZigzag]

...Google takes when it points out spelling and grammar corrections with a 'Oh, did you mean 'fruit shoot' instead of your ridiculous spelling of frootshoot? Fuckwits everywhere '

AIBU to want to punch google right in between its smug smarmy OOs?

And then shove its AI up it's ridiculous lower case 'g'?

You keep your pointy stick handy for situations like this then SNF?

Good thinking.

'Fruit shoot', are you sure you didnt mean 'organic cloudy apple juice diluted 1 part juice to 10 parts water'?

Yes, and -

"Showing your results for google is a vanker.
Search again for Google is a wanker"

Did you mean

its ridiculous lower case 'g'

?

I can't quite make out whether you're calling me a wanker nullius

You'll have to be more direct if you are.

I fucking took that apostrophe out trillian (and the one I put in the line above it ) how did it manage to sneak back in??

Ha ha zigzag, paranoid much??!

No, I most certainly wasnt calling you a wanker. I was agreeing with your point and adding to it with another of their google-isms.

Oh.

I thought I was in for a flaming there nullius

It does in my head bouncebounce

Honestly AgentZigzag, dont worry about it, it must be my posting style. Everything I say gets misunderstood!
I could say "ahhh, arent bunnies cute" on some totally inconspicuous thread and my replies would still be along the lines of -

"Oh, bunnies are cute are they null? Huh? On what evidence do you base that assumption? Source please!"
"Nullis I am so offended that you have said that, my cat is very offended that you have sidelined a whole species in your offensive comment"
Or -
"What??!! Carrots are blue? Utter rubbish Nullis carrots are orange. I know this as I used to work in a carrot factory. FACT"

Maybe a couple of or might smooth the way nullius?

I honestly couldn't tell what you were saying whether you were being shitty or not

You honestly can't over use the emoticons

It's easy to think if you're not sure whether a posters sniping at you on AIBU, that they probably are

Ok ;) Shall most definatley use more :) in my posts

Then maybe I wont get so many or or "totally didnt read or listen to what you said emoticon replies!!!

Thanks for the heads-up :)

There, smile and the whole world smiles with you

And you look so much nicer when you smile