to return my grapes to the supermarket

[BeakerTheMuppetMuppet]

as they smell of urine?

i picked this bunch out as they looked really fresh, the skins had a lovely sheen, but they smell like a school urinal

do people really do that?

piss on grapes?

eeewwww

Thank goodness you didn't let your dc eat them in the shop before paying for smelling them

Beertricks eeuuuww

You didn't also buy Orange juice did you? Hope it wasn't the type with bits in

FFS ... wash them ...WTF do you think 3rd world grape pickers do? rush to a portaloo?

CallTrading Standards ... have them DNA tested - you might be able to sue the peasant who icked them on your house insurance.

lol at pigwhisperer ive just been on the OJ with bits in thread.

They deffo do beaker - depending on where the yoofs in packing are stood and from what height and distance the noise can be quite varying - almost musical, they were thinking of going on BGT but they thoughtit might leave a sour taste in peoples mouths.

Ahh just eat them, no need to wash builds up your immune system dunnit.

Good grief, give my DD unwashed fruit shoots! whatever next?

Were the grapes in a carton and packaging or in the help yourself section?

Maybe they were pissed up............

see, 'help yourself section' gives you away as a grape thief too, sweary

Its just a taste to make sure they don't smell of piss aren't sour.