First it was Vernon Kay, now Orlando Bloom. Yes Orlando, you lucked out, your wife is hot, and it's great that your are proud of her for bearing your son, and proud of her for breastfeeding, but being so proud that she snapped back into shape? FFS!
Fortunately my DH is more proud of how I am coping with a 7 month old who still wakes up to 3 times a night, as well as a 3 year old, to care that I am still 1.5 stone over my pre-pg rate.