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I have probably ruined my children's lives...

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Bathsheba · 27/04/2011 07:36

My children don't have, have never had a pet.

So they will NEVER be able to have a Royal Wedding Guest name, or a porn star name, or any type of similar thing...

What oh What can I do - other clearly than buy them a pet....

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StealthyKissBeartrayal · 27/04/2011 07:39

not even a pet rock?

BeeMyBaby · 27/04/2011 07:39

name a snail or other seasonal bug in your garden, and proclaim it as their pet.

goodbyemrschips · 27/04/2011 07:44

Use the name of first teddy

discobeaver · 27/04/2011 07:45

How about pet hates? Everyone has those

Bathsheba · 27/04/2011 07:46

Oh thank you so much...!!!!!!!

Lives unruined now...!!

Lady Jean Squirrelly-Rosewell
Lady Audrey Phoebe-Rosewell
and
Lady Anne Turkle-Rosewell are thrilled..!

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