I have probably ruined my children's lives...

[Bathsheba]

My children don't have, have never had a pet.

So they will NEVER be able to have a Royal Wedding Guest name, or a porn star name, or any type of similar thing...

What oh What can I do - other clearly than buy them a pet....

not even a pet rock?

name a snail or other seasonal bug in your garden, and proclaim it as their pet.

Use the name of first teddy

How about pet hates? Everyone has those

Oh thank you so much...!!!!!!!

Lives unruined now...!!

Lady Jean Squirrelly-Rosewell
Lady Audrey Phoebe-Rosewell
and
Lady Anne Turkle-Rosewell are thrilled..!