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to think this book is a must buy for all baby showers...

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flyingspaghettimonster · 27/04/2011 03:38

moms.today.com/_news/2011/04/26/6534646-want-another-bedtime-story-sweetie-heres-one-go-the-fk-to-sleep?GT1=43001

A book called 'go the f* to sleep'

excerpt:-

?The cats nestle close to their kittens.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the f@#k to sleep.?

I almost wet myself when I read that article - finally a book that expresses how I feel at bedtime! [cgrin]

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spiderslegs · 27/04/2011 03:42

& the next verse??

The nipple now is in your mouth
Your brother wakes up soon
Please go the fuck to sleep my child
Or I'll howl at the moon

flyingspaghettimonster · 27/04/2011 03:44

feeling for you spiderlegs... mumsnetters could probably write a thousand verses between us - is it wrong to actually want to buy it to read to the kids? knows it is

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