To think the bloomin ice cream van should be here GRRRRR

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Every bloody night when the kids are here

tring ring of that dopey music.

Now, tonight, when I want an ice cream?

No bloody sign of him.

He is, quite frankly, a bastard, isn't he?

I heard one earlier, ran out and he was nowhere to be seen so YANBU. I wanted an oyster with raspberry sauce.

He's probably sitting in his garden, had a BBQ, pissed and can't be arsed going out....

I want a 99

With raspberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles.

I may have to have a tantrum

Yep, a bastard.
Ours has just been but we didn't fancy anything.
I don't much like Ice Cream, it's too cold and DD wasn't fussed as I made hot cross bun bread and butter pudding and she has eaten so much she feels sick