Hi, I'm beanlet, and I'm addicted to mumsnet. I am now wasting precious hours on here every day and watching both work and playing with baby spiral away down the drain.
It was OK when I worked out how to do a proper leechblock of mumsnet on my computer courtesy of Firefox - but now I have an iPhone, and I can't block Safari (unless DH takes remote control of my phone...)
I have decided that the only way to break my addiction is to go on a fast from mumsnet until 1 June. And I thought I would harness the collective screech of Britain's harpies 
to help keep me on track.
So: if you see me on here at any time in the next five weeks, feel free to threadjack and give me the foulest mumsnet flaming you can devise.
That's me, over and out - I'll be back in June to tell you if it worked, or if I have, instead, developed an overwhelming urge to buy Heat or taken up smoking or something.
xxx lovely harpies