Sodding zombie sodding threads!

[Okonomiyaki]

AIBU to think that unless you are:

a) the OP coming back with a fantabulous update; or

b) very funny

there should be some kind of punishment for resurrecting partially decomposed stinky old threads.

Honestly, it makes me irrationally angry. It's like seeing my mum reading last Tuesday's newspaper. Gah

Something is going to explode!

Although the worst zombie threads are the frustrating as hell ones with no ending that you had just about managed to forget then someone resurrects it and you eagerly check to find "THEY STILL DIDNT OPEN THE BASTARD SAFE"

insert not at all frustrated emoticon here

Mind. Blown.

I loved the safe thread

You fucker.

Oh Lordy that was funny!

I do like some zombie threads ...the ones mentioning a certain fellow called Daryl

OMG is this like when you 'Google' into Google.

I've just reported a zombie thread in relationships, one about age difference, someone has just posted a porn link.

Zombie threads just make me feel inadequate about not noticing dates. I try and be polite on a thread so read the full thread before replying & it sometimes takes a while to realise it's an old thread.. Sadly my words of wisdom are sometimes irrelevant 5 yrs later!

I giggle at cockfosters on the tube frequently. completely missed point of thread

A zombie thread became a zombie thread.....chortle !

I wonder if there's an old thread about zombie threads about zombie threads (ZTAAZTs) that I could resurrect to moan about the resurrection of THIS thread?

I genuinely have no idea what this thread is about feels like I'm reading something in a parallel universe
Although I found myself laughing out loud(quite literally a lol) at OH and their.... Not so grown up sense of humour. My BF laughs at anything remotely intimate bodily part type words/actions!! Example... 'I'm blowing my nails..."I've got something u can blow"'. Or 'just jumping in shower ... "I can help scrub ur back."
I'm sure u get the idea?!
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I sit there reading zombie posts and only cotton on when I see a name that doesn't post anymore.

I was glad to see on one of those zombie threads that I still agree with Hecate though.

I agree, OP.

Runs

Pfffft.

See you all again in 2 years!

Someone should set a reminder to bump this annually.

Eh?

Bahahaha