A dog shat on the pavement outside my garden.

[grovel]

I was so disgusted that I bulldozed my house in case it was contaminated by proximity to poo. My DH thinks I was OTT. Was IBU?

have you washed yourself and all your belonging in bleach? Hope so.

I think the reason don't owners don't get why people find it vile is that after all those deep wet kisses fido gives them they are quite used to the taste of the dogs arse.