to be upset at insults on the interweb?

[YouaretooniceNOT]

i have received namecalling etc

Does it upset you to be called a liar, dick etc on an internet forum, when you know you are inncent of the accusations?

How do you not let it get to you?

FlamingJamie - more highpitched whine. But a bit smelly, yes!

words on a screen sm, words on a screen

BOF - a urethral hole is a urinary meatus. HTH the trading of insults

Just as an FYI, my boyfriend and I have decided that the bit between the bum and the penis is now called the benis (to rhyme with penis, not ben).

This is now the official name for it, and we would appreciate if you would all refrain from calling each other perineums and start using the correct term, benis.

Thanks. Carry on.

Toby. I beg to differ. It is a spaver (to rhyme with raver)

Where does 'spaver' come from? You benis.

This thread looks like huge fun and I can't wait to get stuck in, but first I must say - seriously OP, if someone called you a 'white slag' do not delete the PM - copy it to MNHQ and tell them you want the poster banned IMMEDIATELY and PERMANENTLY. Blatant racist insults like that should not ever tolerated, and I'm quite sure that had you called the person in question a 'black slag' you'd be being hauled into a police cell as we speak.

To whoever it was that PM'd YATNN with that delightful comment, you might want to think a little a bit about that? Because you put that vicious bit of crap in print and you can't take it back now. Foolish.

I think it's Scottish. I'll give you benis though. V funny

My DSs call the whole area the "peanuts"

i thought it was called a gooch. just thought i'd let y'all know.

i am going to call my next child Benis Spaver

Gooch is a bit of a spaver

Benis Nevis - is Scottish.

Benis is not to be confused with .

I thought a gooch was a vagine? Oh lord.

I thought a vagine was a French noo-noo

Oh yes, thought you'd turn up and draw attention to yerself. Raised any money for charidee lately?

Nah, I just troll them back :)

And Jamie. HelllOOOOO you. How lovely to see you, you hairy benis.

I agree with Fellatio re racial slurs, if they have occurred.

You are right, not being rude (did he pretend to fancy you in a sort of drama-school stylee) is practically the same as signing up to a £5 a month donation.

Thanks for your good wishes. Had a hiatus to go and get myself a real life. Fingers -crossed I may have one very soon!