Irresponsible wanton chocolate distribution, AIBU to boycott this?

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At my DD's preschool they are having a chocolate raffle. I and many other parents do not allow my DC to have chocolate as it rots the teeth and mind and will cause them to be sociopaths when older (all that sugar to the brain, dontcha know). AIBU to boycott this and try and convince other parents to do the same?

But its easter, the birth of baby cadbury, how can you be so disrespectful???

Everytime you say you dont agree in chocolate a gold bunny with a little bell dies

Your kidding - right?

Joke thread.

Phone me an ambulance. My sides have just split.

It's OK if it's just eggs, but ripping the heads off small creatures is true evil.
Savaging little bunnies and cute chicks...I am setting up a sanctuary where they can all be taken care of personally by me.
All contributions welcome.

YANBU, are you going to picket? print up some picks of brains melting in chocolate and stand outside the school

When?? Where?!! I could borrow my neighbour's toddler and we will get the unwanted choc (has to be cadburys).

I wouldn't. People might think you have a new line in Teenage Easter confectionery for sale.

marmalade you're an ambulance.

Send send the tickets back in an envelope with 'i am boycotting this' written on the front.

You can just send them once though

Send your tickets to me we'll go out brains are rotted we have had two cream egg power ups already today - no lunch yet

"Chocolate rots the mind"?!?

YABU and a killjoy. Lighten up and let your child enjoy a bit of chocolate once in a while.

You can brush his teeth afterwards, you know.

Don't boycott it, if you win something send it to me

hmm even I can tell this is a joke thread, and I got suckered by the pink wedding thread!

Humph. Speak for yourself. Chocolate has not rotted my brian.

This is clearly in response to thread regarding moron who did actually boycott someones charity chocolate raffle.

How do you know I am not actually the moron caring, responsible parent who boycotted the raffle?

I make it my personal mission to bite the heads off as many of those foil-wrapped chocolate bunnies as I can and then devour the rest of their little bodies bit by bit. If they didn't want to be eaten, they shouldn't be so delicious. It's their fault. Not mine.

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That's cruel......call ss, your poor deprived children.

If you were, I would find my previous comment very funny.

I know you are not, as I read the thread, and someone said "wouldnt it be funny if in a few days a new thread on MN....Irresponsible wanton chocolate distribution...."

Too much of a coincindence. nice try though :)

Don't boycott it just make sure you win then you can keep it all for yourself! Yum!

I agree with you Op

Too much chocolate has made me a sociopath

I win my bet I made to myself-there would soon be a 'how dreadful to have chocolate' thread with Easter coming!
However I'm not sure you count trolls.