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If I was Holly... I wouldn't want the world knowing I was in labour...

17 replies

Anythingwithagiraffeonit · 13/04/2011 13:27

3am described her as 'currently sweating, and huffing and puffing and trying to produce a small girl from her womb'

If I was her, I think I would have rather Phillip Scofield kept quiet... The pressure!!

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mrsjaja · 13/04/2011 13:30

me too!!!! But apparently she told him he could tell, so........

She must be exhausted by now though!!!!

At least she is not "too posh to push", lol

Changing2011 · 13/04/2011 13:30

Ahhh but thats exactly what Holly wants....

compo · 13/04/2011 13:31

So she's in premature labour? Hope everything is ok

springlambkin · 13/04/2011 13:31

i thought the same! Always find it odd when everyone knows someone is inlabour

CBear6 · 13/04/2011 13:32

I didn't tell anyone yet they all knew - I think my conspicuous absence from
SILs wedding gave the game away (serves her right for deliberately booking it for my due date).

I agree though, I'd kill Philip if I were her.

ClancyCrew · 13/04/2011 13:36

you lot need to get a life

over

YouaretooniceNOT · 13/04/2011 13:37

ClancyCrew so what you doing here then, if your life is soo much better? Eh? LOL

YouaretooniceNOT · 13/04/2011 13:39

ClancyCrew Wed 13-Apr-11 10:29:12

IMAGINE her screeching and gibbering as you are in your second stage

I just answered your thread Clancy - sorry ... x

ClancyCrew · 13/04/2011 13:42

looking at you lot and pitying you

BluddyMoFo · 13/04/2011 13:43

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Changing2011 · 13/04/2011 13:43

perhaps Holly IS Pip Schofield and hacking his twitter account to boost her sad little public profile?

BitOfFunnyBunny · 13/04/2011 13:44

Haven't you gor homework, or revision or something?

cantpooinpeace · 13/04/2011 13:44

Exactly Mofo........ppl are way too precious!

ClancyCrew · 13/04/2011 13:45

I am entertained someone is trying to patronise me on a thread about some sadfuck celebrity you dont know.

well done. Grin

BitOfFunnyBunny · 13/04/2011 13:47

I do know her actually.

YouaretooniceNOT · 13/04/2011 14:24

BitOfFunnyBunny - i'm so sorry - just delete her from Twitter.

AlpinePony · 13/04/2011 14:28

Me either - poor woman.

Mind you, I was able to upset my boyfriend by telling him and saying "imagine what she looks like right now at the business end". I don't think we're going to be having any more audible lusting after Holly! Grin

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