Thinking fearne Cotton would be THE worse birthing partner in the world

[ClancyCrew]

IMAGINE her screeching and gibbering as you are in your second stage

Has she offered to help you?

shes helpping Hollly willowy

You'd want to throttle her wouldn't you?
It would be all " ME ME ME" and sod what you're going through

I like Fearne, she and Holly are best mates so I'm sure Holly is used to her chattering, plus Holly has a husband that I'm sure will be around to.

or maybe Myelene Klass

( did you know shes had a babY)

Davina Macall (sp) or claudia winkleman would be even worse. The gurning, hair flicking and running commentary

Mylene Klass has had a baby? Never! She kept that quiet .......NOT

why does my bolding never work?

NOT
not

YABVVU

I love Fearne and I love Holly even more.

I wish they had both been there are the birth of my three DC

Rather Fearne than Keith Lemon!

fearnes a be - tattooed wanker

gavel

ClancyCrew

or maybe Myelene Klass

( did you know shes had a babY)

Good post!

Has Holly gone into labour? Is that why she wasnt on this morning, this morning?

She'd be worse than Dot, who is actually Fearne's sister.

No I would have loved one of my 2 closest friends to be with me during a 4 day stretch of labour. Unfortunately they both live miles away so it wasn't possible.

Wouldn't Fearne just suck the baby out with her nostrils? (read in a Keith lemon accent).

I can't listen to her on the radio. She just gibbers on about nowt. Just shut up and put the record on!

Lol at lemon

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