POLITICIANs Runners and riders in the Not So Grand National
George Osborne. Known in the stables as Moneybags. Has the Opposition on his back...Since the Budget some think George is a PetrolHead. Out of Eton by Cameron, should stay yhe distance
"Dave" Camerooney. Another from the Eton Stable. Talks a good race;
Daves HEALTH is being questioned. But he SWEARS he will get it right. He
is being transported to aintree by bus; with a phorographer present.
Nick CLUGG started to whine during last years race. Why is the jockey whipping me? Why are people shouting at me? (Might not last the distance.)
ED MILIBOND....A slow starter. Tends to look disinterested. Chews on the bit. Comes from a family of loving horse politicians. His jockey DAVID says..
There is a secret plan .."we start last and come in first." Worth an each way bet.
ERIC PICKLES Carrying top weight but he could suprise people by finishing the race. Runs in a nosebag.
GABBY LOGAN: Brings real class to the field. Has a sporting chance. Her beauty will distract other runners and riders. Comes from a sporting stable.
THEY'RE OFF