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Men,Erections and swimming lessons

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RitaBix · 07/04/2011 10:52

I have been going to swimming lessons with ds for 8 weeks. We have one man in the group who stands at the end of the line and I stand next to him (being quite tall I like to stand in the deeper water) We say hello and do small talk
Three weeks ago I notice on getting out he has an erection I get a bit flustered and give him a smile and I am sure he saw me looking at it
Yesterday he had an erection as well
AIBU to be a little spooked out by this?
DH says sometimes they have a mind of their own and being in a pool with 7 women might just bring it to life

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BelfastBloke · 07/04/2011 13:15

Ah, shit, Snorbs has gone and mentioned Princess Anne.

Now I've got an involuntary boner.

Good thing I'm not in a swimming pool (MNting on my laptop)

MrSpoc · 07/04/2011 13:15

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow - stop talking bolloox, I, as a mail get errections when I need a piss and I am trying to hold it.

There is also a medical problam that causes unwanted errections.

And also errections happen all the time with me for no apprent reason, it does not mean i am sexually aroused.

PoisoningPigeonsInThePark · 07/04/2011 13:15

Why look?

I have no idea why people like op cannot exercise some self restraint and stop staring at other people's anatomy.

I have huge breasts - and despite all ways having at least one DC clinging to me providing a lot of cover a lot of people have no shame in staring and leering.

I have no idea what I am supposed to do to stop random strangers having to leer at my body in a public place. It is not like I am wearing anything low cut and I'm clearly busy with DCs.

Op what I think about these people is not complementary. I image Op is the man has noticed you leering at his cock - he thoughts on you are probably very uncomplimentary as well.

MrSpoc · 07/04/2011 13:58

Just a thought what about a snorkle to put on the end of the tackle. May look weird but you would never tell if some one was hard or soft Smile

piratecat · 07/04/2011 14:02

pmsl at involuntary giving head at the pool.

this thread is funny.

CurrySpice · 07/04/2011 14:03

genital mitten

Not sure whether to go awwww or ewwww! :o

Thingumy · 07/04/2011 14:05

Sniggers at the 'enhancing' cock sock

lucykate · 07/04/2011 14:16

specially for butterbur Wink

Snorbs · 07/04/2011 14:39

lucykate - Shock

Why does the chap on the second left make me think of from the Boosh?

Frimblypoo · 07/04/2011 14:40

I am so glad I am wearing tena lady Grin

ohmeohmy · 07/04/2011 14:47

move mouse over for closeup Grin

Deliainthemaking · 07/04/2011 14:53

don't look!

he can't control it must be more embarrassing for him than with respect

Butterbur · 07/04/2011 14:57

Oh yes, LucyKate. I've got that as my screensaver seen that! Grin

BringBackGoingForGold · 07/04/2011 15:41

MooMoo, no, it's not like tits in my opinion. But then again I'm not an arse person either; don't get it when women talk about men having a nice arse.

SmashingNarcissistsMirrors · 07/04/2011 15:54

poor guy. i bet he's really embarrassed. i'd just get over it. it's not like he's asking you do look at it.

CPtart · 07/04/2011 16:46

I am crying with laughter at this thread, sooo funny!!

Maryz · 07/04/2011 17:50

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MikeOxstiff · 09/04/2011 06:18

I cant believe I have missed a stiffy thread

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