"no one should touch my baby who has been near a dog or cigarette"
"I am telling the council about my best friend claiming benefits and working for cash"
"I said hello there to a woman at toddler group and she only said hi back, what a mean bitch"
"someone somewhere had a good birth experience and I hate her because she is smug"
OK so I'm paraphrasing and there are some sane voices too but seriously, WTF is all that about?