So funny on the radio 4 today

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Cant remember who told the story..A femme with a book out.

Bog use in the artic. You drill a hole in the ice. Put a windshield up.
sit over the hole. It works but one bloke was unlucky...He was sat on the bog when a creature came through the hole. I bet it cured his constipation

Random.

magazine cover....Col Gadaffi uniformed and wearing scores of medals
says to flunkey..."Where are the rebels?" answer "They have just invaded Fortnum and Masons."

I laughed so much, I nearly had to change my trousers.