to give you all a crossword clue which made me laugh?

[grovel]

"Listen keenly for aural intercourse?". (5,2,4,4)

I'm going to bump this. You're not trying.

I got it - do you want me to put the answer here?

It's a good one, I agree :)

The Independent the other day had 'Drunk needed a wee'.

Answer was PISSED.

:) :) :)

[thick emoticon]

Go on then!

prick up your ears?

Err, knobs in your ears?

YESSSSS!!!!

Prick up....

Ah. prick up your ears is much better.

Oh, it´s the answer that´s funny, not the clue.

diddl. I feel duly rebuked for my sloppy wording.

So long since I've done any cryptic clues that I had to read the answer instead of working it out

What paper is this in? OK, here's one-not rude- but devilish

'Calf as little present' (8, 6)

Too hard for me. Share.
Please.

Oh it's a real lightbulb one this... It'll come to you in a flash!

Try the private eye crossword. Pure filth from start to finish.

Ha - got it! not quite brain dead yet...

Stocking filler?

That's what I made it, Flutey. :)

Thought it might be Private Eye. S***NG BRICKS, I bow down to those who got 'stocking filler' so fast. Took me all bloody day!!

Doesn't happen very often, takes me all week to do the Sunday Times one :o