I mean, Travelodge must have been on something when they decided to go with the suggesting you might like to stop in a room next to gansta teddies.
I have nothing against gansta teddies, I'm sure they're very nice to their mums and regularly give to charity, but I'm uncomfortable with Travel Lodge accepting what could be laundered money from organised criminal activities.
I'm frightened that if I do give into their tactics of applying pressure with this campaign I might wake up in the middle of the night with either a severed teddy's head on the pillow next to me, or be threatened over breakfast that I must have an enjoyable and relaxing time during my stay at Travelodge.
And what happens if I wanted to complain about finding pubes in the shower? A suited/booted teddy turning up on my doorstep last thing at night to politely ask me to retract my complaint?
Is it worth the risk?
I know I'm NBU, so will only be positively interacting with posters agreeing with me.
Anyone not agreeing will be given a verbal thrashing and sent on their way.
Just so's you know like.