to want a thread of my very own

[suwoo]

Even though I have fuck all to say?

My Mum and Dad and Nan have gone back to France today and I have already stolen and eaten one of the DC's easter eggs and have now finished a bottle of wine.

Yes, I am pathetic and dramatic but I fucking hate them living there.

Oh dear > and

You are obviously not unhappy enough if only one of the DC Easter eggs has vanished into your tummy

I understand about sucky days.

Are you giving me permission to trough the other two? I think the wine is hitting the spot TBF.

FAIL. Bed is skanky and no crisps.

Ice cream ?

I'll be a fat, miserable cunt by tomorrow if so.

I've already eaten all of the kids eggs. And I'm not even unhappy. That's much worse.

Ugh it gets worse, people are passing comment on my job but dont mean me. I think they do though.

fuck'em.

and eat the other eggs.

Nah Beer, FB. Im going to eat some bread & butter. Bastards.