Was in my local coffee shop this afternoon, they have a rack of daily newspapers for their customers but I read my own.
Was reading my newspaper when my coffee and cake (s)
came
so put the paper on the seat next to me.
Some woman grabbed it from my seat and muttered, if you have finished with it put it back.
I had to run after her and get it back trying to swallow a mouthful of eclair at the same time
She didnt even apologise - rude so and so.
If she had asked nicely if I had finished with it, I could have said it was my own but I would have let her borrow it.