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AIBU?

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Aibu to rather like vajasalling ?

26 replies

PaWithABra · 26/03/2011 01:20

having just watched "the only way is essex " and having had my eyes opened to the fashion that is vajazzaling, i was wondering what the ladies on here (or indeed the men ) thought about it.

Generally i dont like to the over made up , fake tan kind of fashion but this vajazzaling business has me facinated...........

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 26/03/2011 01:22

Ach.

Tis only for cunts.

BitOfFun · 26/03/2011 01:22

Depends how you feel about peenypreening, I suppose...

PaWithABra · 26/03/2011 01:25

could go bit of preening .... my pal has a prince albert which i also finfd facininating if a bit extreme. Maybe sticking a few crystalls on it might be a happy compromise....

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harecare · 26/03/2011 01:45

I had to google it to find out what it is. Do you basically shave off all your pubes and stick shiny stickers on? Are they special stickers? Or do you have to get someone else to do it? Isn't it a bit uncomfortable?

babylann · 26/03/2011 01:59

YANBU, but it is not something we agree on. Grin

babylann · 26/03/2011 02:01

harecare, they're little jewel sticker things. On the Essex show, a woman puts them on another woman as a service in a beauticians. I'm sure it's possible to do it yourself, but I guess it would be more tricky to get the shape and pattern right from the angle you would be looking at it.

I can imagine it would be uncomfortable. Also, I think I'd be worried wearing pants afterwards in case they rubbed off as that'd be a bit of a waste of money.

Jacksmania · 26/03/2011 02:01

Vajasa... what??

babylann · 26/03/2011 02:05

According to heat magazine, it's called "Vajazzling". And it is not exclusive to women. I can't remember what word they used for when it was a man. I want to say "Pejazzling".

neepsntatties · 26/03/2011 02:12

I saw a tv programme where a woman got this, when the waxed all her hair off her vagina it bled. Beauty fashions that make your fanjo bleed have got to be unreasonable.

GotArt · 26/03/2011 02:29

I recently saw this too... I think its rather funny and surprised it wasn't about sooner. Reminded me of the Bedazzler from the 80's; one of those 'As Seen On TV' things to bejewel your jean jacket. Seems like a bit of a waste of money though unless you're business is showing off your vag. What kind of glue do they use?

Megatron · 26/03/2011 06:16

I have just googled it. There is an official website with some very fetching pictures too.

FellatioNelson · 26/03/2011 08:28

YABVVU. That's all.

nikki1978 · 26/03/2011 08:30

Pejazzling?! ROFLMAO Grin

Not much point me sticking anything there. The damn thing is covered in stretch marks and has a lovely wobbly, loose skinned belly above it.

You can't polish a turd Wink

rumpleteaser · 26/03/2011 09:05

It is called a pejazzle, I just googled it and the girl from the Essex programme wants to pejazzle Russell Brand! I wouldn't mind seeing that... just outta curiosity!

dementedma · 26/03/2011 09:12

but..but...WHY ffs??? Confused

KaraStarbuckThrace · 26/03/2011 09:22

I'm thinking of having a Vejazzle once I get to 40 weeks.
It'll be a good talking point for the MWs.

Wink
babylann · 26/03/2011 13:53

demented. Vaginas just aren't interesting or attractive to a man unless they are decorated with plastic diamonds in the shape of a love heart, it seems.

redexpat · 26/03/2011 14:04

KaraStarbuckThrace - ROFL! I would love to be a fly on that delivery room wall! Grin

shockers · 26/03/2011 14:19

nikki... but you can roll it in glitter Grin

crystalglasses · 26/03/2011 14:23

What happpens if you need to be examined down there by your male or female GP? I'm sure I'd be embarrassed.

MotherOfHobbit · 26/03/2011 14:27

Okay, had to google vahazzling and now ROFL

babylann · 26/03/2011 14:29

It would be the most embarrassing thing ever. As they would definitely pass comment. They always do! I had an examination on my stomach and the doctor said, "Nice stretch marks!" If that's appropriate to say, then he'd definitely mention my bejewelled crotch.

4FoxAche · 26/03/2011 14:29

I read the thread title a bit too quickly and though it said vajasailing

I thought what the hell is vagina sailing??

Anyway, I'm sure it's very pretty but don't think I'd be doing it myself thank-you.

NettoSuperstar · 26/03/2011 14:30

I love The Only Way Is Essex, and quite fancy a vajazzle myself, but then it's only me sees it so not much pointSad

ENormaSnob · 26/03/2011 14:31

I am in for a smear next month.

Could be amusing.

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