to ask you to sharpen your pitchforks and come and give our ole friends a good roasting

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ah crap

feck

hahahahahaha

On my wa-hey!

They're taking the piss surely.

Staff sat round the office kitchen

'No you do it'

'No you'

'Go on, the level of flaming will mean a quick death'

'No way, it was me who dared you to post'...

Bollocks!

I've just remembered my pitchfork's down the smithy getting mended (nasty toothpicking incident with DH).

But I do have a very nice long handled axe that'd do the job nicely when I've cleaned the blood off.

Any good?

axe = good

I have volunteered. Entirely selfish, I want new stable mats.