To ball out my Husband

[abfab1973]

When I found him looking at this?

www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/images/lorrainekelly.htm

those shoes are fucking shocking

Erm no Hecate, once was too much!

The Op has done a runner

That is grim as a grim thing .

It is like seeing one of your aged aunts in readers wives or something .

So....what can we take from today?

That Lorraine Kelly has a glistening wholesome fanjo.

I feel I've learned something, don't you?

May i suggest a namechange op

Dh looked and said 'Oh she's not bad is she but that duvet is horrible!'

Sorry I was out breast feeding.

By ball him out, I mean literally hand him his balls on a plate.

She'd hardly going to make Shaven Haven's in Knave is she?

I don't have an issue with the perfectly natural pubic hair

but that bedspread is vomit-inducing

It's a nasty old clopper that's for sure.

It was the 80's - no one shaved back then!

Sorry I STILL don't get the balling him out - are you angry with him for looking?

Ooft my brain needs a good hit of Dettol

Abfab I don't really think it's worth worrying about.

Unless you are worried for his safety incase her growler jumps out from the screen and eats him...

:o

Are you sure he did'nt click on a tedious link like you set us up for?

Oh dear I bet she's mortified about that being out there (quite literally), ah the joys of being a minor sleb :o

Well I'm worried now in case he is a bushman.

Why would you do that to us? What have we done to you to deserve that? Shame on you abfab

Horror! No valence! (Faints clean away).

Some of you need to get out more. It's a naked woman, I'm sure at least most of you have seen one before (excluding some hairy handed truckers).

The duvet/wallpaper are really stunning and as for no valance , but I suppose many years ago they were the last thing on her mind and it was probably some boyfriends flat.

Charming of her ex (I'm guessing here - never read/watch sleb stuff) that an ex offered those up for money - sleezebag and as for Frances Farmer...

OP - I really don't think there was any need to further humilate her.

Probably just as well I'm not famous, is all I can say

Sorry, don't see what's wrong with it. Just a perfectly normal woman, with a perfectly ordinary fanjo. Not grim at all.

It looks like a private photo, probably taken by an ex. I bet she didn't authorise it to be on t'internet.

These are old photos...I saw them along time ago and assumed they were fakes....

They are fakes aren't they???? Please????? I really thought they were.

No and I've been doing some research ... Well I re-read the popbitch mail out which is why mu Husband might have been searching.

By all accounts she's had some more recent pictures leaked.

The Horror

Perhaps that's why Avid Merrion always said, "Can you see me growler", when he impersonated her on Bo Selecta?

Butterball it's not the naked part that bothers me, it's the Lorraine Kelly part!

She's known for being wholesome not a seductress :o

I've seen far worse linked to on here.

How many of you can hand on heart be sure that there are no photos of you in compromising position out there somewhere?

Am I the only one thinking she looks pretty good?

She's not got the best looking "bits" I've ever seen, but I think the shot of her standing up is nice, she has a nice figure and was obviously proud of it!

none exist

AIBU to admit that, um, I quite fancy Lorraine Kelly?

doris, I can be sure