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Original poster

to give DH a blowjob...

34 replies

Moodykat · 19/03/2011 20:55

...in return for him satisfying my pregnancy craving for potato skins with garlic mayo?

Or is it my right to have my wishes fulfilled by the man who got me upduffed in the first place?

OP posts:
southeastastra · 19/03/2011 20:56

bloody hell can you not make you own mind up about that

withagoat · 19/03/2011 20:57

oh fgs
you arent on the game are you? why do you need to trade favours?

withagoat · 19/03/2011 20:57

Yes really TMI
the day i have to have sex " for something" is the day...

well its just shit

Ismene · 19/03/2011 20:57

Seriously?

notnowbernard · 19/03/2011 20:57

I remember a thread about giving a DP a blow-job in return for a McDonald's...

Surely this one's not for sharing?!

SueWhite · 19/03/2011 20:58

As a joke it's fine

withagoat · 19/03/2011 20:58

its hilarious Hmm

yama · 19/03/2011 20:59

Is he actually asking for one?

MrsCampbellBlack · 19/03/2011 20:59

I too remember that thread notnowbernard and it did not end well.

notnowbernard · 19/03/2011 20:59

It is a bit grim for the reasons Withagoat mentions (IMO)

Hulababy · 19/03/2011 21:00

TMI?

I am assuming it is done in jest, rather than feeling obliged or as if you "have" to.

notthewowy · 19/03/2011 21:01

Right now I'd consider blowing anyone who brought me a mahoosive KFC. But only if they remembered the dips and those kick ass million calorie milk shakey things they do....

hormonesnomore · 19/03/2011 21:04

YABU - garlic mayo is Disgusting.

Original poster
Moodykat · 19/03/2011 21:09

Oh dear! Was tongue in cheek! Didn't mean to offend!

Obviously it is my right.

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reelingintheyears · 19/03/2011 21:11

Tongue in somewhere Moodykat...Grin

StableButDeluded · 19/03/2011 21:25

Oh dear Moodykat, you know you cannot joke about things like this in AIBU without people getting all huffy & cross about women's rights and not realising it's a lighthearted comment Wink

notnowbernard · 19/03/2011 21:26

I don't feel huffy or cross, FWIW

hardhatdonned · 19/03/2011 21:29

Did you not know that to be an empowered individual you must not, EVER, suck on a mans appendage for fear of upsetting and undoing all the work out bra burning sisters have done for us.

Years of feminist progress will be undone at the mere hint of willy sucking.

True fact.

Original poster
Moodykat · 19/03/2011 21:29

Oh God! Is this a womens rights issue?! Eek! I thought Saturday night might be a nice time to have a lighthearted blowjob post.

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NewPathways · 19/03/2011 21:31

Feminazis -give him one OP.

notnowbernard · 19/03/2011 21:32

Sucking cock wasn't the issue for me

It was the pondering on whether to do it or not - based on the feeling of gratitude for being done a 'good turn' (for want of a better phrase)

MissVerinder · 19/03/2011 21:35

I'm not huffy or cross, but you should hold out for chicken wings.... with extra chilli...Wink

ginmakesitallok · 19/03/2011 21:37

DP says YANBU. He's off cutting up spuds as I type... fool

worraliberty · 19/03/2011 21:39

He could of course wank over the potato skins should you run out of mayo Grin

Original poster
Moodykat · 19/03/2011 21:40

notnowbernard I suppose now is not the time or place to say I often do sexual favours for favours in return?! Eg. a bit of oral in return for a massage?!

Oops!

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