A back,sack and crack waxin isnt my idea of a good stag do

[MikeOxstiff]

My friends stag do in a few months involves going to a beauty parlor for facials etc.
Dont get me wrong I usually have a couple of hot stone massages a year but going for one with 9 other hairy arsed men is not my idea of a good stag do (he is block booking for the morning) followed by going to a Tapas bar

What is the world coming too?

I dont want strippers or getting blind drunk but I think this is a bit woosey

Fecking ridiculous. Still, might as well make the most of it - in for a penny in for a pound and all that. Suggest you put in an extra request for flemenco dancing or some shite like that........