to think Im being spied on??

[OnlyWantsOne]

...had two adverts put through the door whilst I was out.

One for window cleaning and general cleaning, the other for severe lawn treatments etc etc

Be honest... did you fill out the census early? This is just the kind of thing the green scratchy biro brigade were warning us about. The American arms manufacturer has taken your answers, concluded that you have shit windows, shit house and shit garden, and sent in the CIA leaflet droppers to mess with your head....

The recycling bloke left me a Drinkaware flyer...

I should have added that im a slattern ive been busy recently, and things are majorly fallen behind waiting to be done.

And the dog has trashed the garden over the winter and its just clay and mud...

Have they also spotted the missing slates on the roof?

It's not just you, the other day the postman decided that I really needed an Evans catelogue so delivered one for me that meant for someone else at a totally unrelated address