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to have thought of the ULTIMATE ff/bf argument...

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allsquareknickersnofurcoat · 18/03/2011 13:33

Jesus was breastfed...

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Grin
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BluddyMoFo · 18/03/2011 13:33

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TWDA · 18/03/2011 13:35

you mean if he existed?

reinitindear · 18/03/2011 13:35

Does that mean my dd's will not be able to turn water into wine? Damn if only I had known I would have Breastfed!

BeerTricksPotter · 18/03/2011 13:36

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theresapotatoundermysink · 18/03/2011 13:37

Agreed. That is the ULTIMATE argument..in Middle America maybe.

poopnscoop · 18/03/2011 13:37

stupid post

peppapighastakenovermylife · 18/03/2011 13:38

oh come on, it's funny. Made me chuckle anyway Grin

yousankmybattleship · 18/03/2011 13:40

OP - have you been smoking something?

allsquareknickersnofurcoat · 18/03/2011 13:41

Phew, am glad someone got it peppa !
Was worrying for a sec that I'd be tarred and feathered and have to run away and namechange... Hmm

IMO, the people who thought it was a serious point just goes to show how much the FF/BF debate on MN has become a parody of itself...

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allsquareknickersnofurcoat · 18/03/2011 13:42

oops, missed the [ink] on the second sentence...

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allsquareknickersnofurcoat · 18/03/2011 13:42

Oh FFS!! Wink !!!

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QuintessentialShadows · 18/03/2011 13:43

Wow - you guys have a good memory!

allsquareknickersnofurcoat · 18/03/2011 13:47

Lol, I guess I was reading posts with that angle, but can see it could be all in my head... Grin

If only I was BF, I'd be more intelligent. Oh, wait....

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reinitindear · 18/03/2011 13:55

I wasn't being serious well unless it would give babies the water/wine ability in which case I would get knocked up again and whip out my boobsGrin

toosoft · 18/03/2011 13:57

Made me chuckle too!

waitwhat · 18/03/2011 13:59

Hither was also breastfed....

waitwhat · 18/03/2011 13:59

Hitler not hither

And no i clearly wasn't BF or i would be able to spell

niceday · 18/03/2011 14:04

The ultimate argument would have been "Jesus breastfed"

Sorry, could not resist

PepsiPopcorn · 18/03/2011 14:04

If only being Christian meant you had no problems breasfeeding! (didn't work for me!)

RevoltingPeasant · 18/03/2011 14:06

niceday, only in the Apocrypha.

niceday · 18/03/2011 14:10

RevoltingPeasant - so did he? As if he didn't then that's the argument for ff Confused

AlpinePony · 18/03/2011 14:10

I'm afraid I'm Jewish. Jesus is not for me.

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FabbyChic · 18/03/2011 14:57

Surely it would depend on what religion you were as to whether it was relevant.

I'm an Athiest.

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